January 2012
5 posts
I have ____
• to get a job. I really really have to get a job.
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December 2011
10 posts
New Portfolio Website Official Launch →
YAY!
emily-wolfer.com is Officially Up and Running, thanks to the troubleshooting assistance of Sebastian. New photos, new CV, and its own blog page so that you never have to go to my tumblr page again! (actually, you do)
Merry Xmas to me! And you!
there is a giant light-flashing twisty slide in...
i fell in love tonight. there is a fish tank with underbelly head holes that we can lie inside of. a giant psycho tank for skinnydipping. a two-story slide that swirls you down into a room of flashing neon schizo lights. Höller is my new favorite reason for why new york is such a good idea, why i love interactive work, why pnca did me right. oh yeah, and it was 60 degrees today.
New Museum,...
i have ____
opened the mailbox to a dangerous and glorious first piece of plastic money magic.
been having a terribly tough time avoiding an online spending spree.
to practice self control. self control, wolfer. put the card down gently.
been dreaming about going away this winter. hi jet blue! costra rica for $350? barcelona for $650? argentina for $890? barbados for $360? tortola for $530? montego...
November 2011
13 posts
i have ____
to remember that the glasses sitting next to the computer should be on my face when looking at said computer
awarded “i love you so” by cassius a pretend trophy for song-of-the-year-that-won’t-stop-playing-in-my-head. don’t stop
grand theft plans
burn marks that look like birthmarks
watched occupy streaming live
a margin of -25px 0 0 -30px
a pay back
the...
NEW SITE!
i’m working on a new website, in which this blog will be embedded forever.
check out the newsflash section: i just learned how to embed a website in another website.
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i'm fancy
woah, stop, hold on. i thought i’d mastered How To Waste Time And Feel Like I’m Not. fancy took up an embarrassing percentage of my day.
i can’t stop. why would i when there are bed boats and staircase-suitcase linings and custom-message toasters and high heels that are actually knives?
once again, caesy oney is a genius →
i think i met Caesy Oney in the darkroom. or on a bus to Seattle. i don’t remember.
i do remember both adoring and hating him, being so in love i couldn’t make eye contact in classes or on the smoking ledge. while too shy and stubborn to join the posse of scraggly, hipster, hot-girl groupies inwardly panting while trying to maintain their sexy cool, Oney was (and is) always in...
i have ____
woke to an october blizzard
followed him for blocks
a plane ticket to rochester
had a scanner smackdown, to be continued
a mailbox key
finished another site
to find clients
to find clients
to find clients
-n’t seen wilson for ages
glasses
my own shit to worry about
to not worry
pages and pages of notes
not slept before 4am all week
a meeting tomorrow
to skip drawing tonight
...
October 2011
2 posts
the best animated photos i've seen →
September 2011
5 posts
Watchi took this class at 3rd Ward to push myself toward getting back in the game. we stuck with owen cook’s storyboard, but i improvised the melting face. too much fun.
check out the show my boy is in! →
i can’t wait to see documentation. i also can’t wait to hear what it’s like in Switzerland.
i have ____
been left unsupervised with the record player. solid score.
found a replacement for melrose.
so much love for the mom around the corner.
had a coltrane jones visit.
to get up before dawn.
packed boxes.
made a website.
moved in with S!
gone a-saaaaaaaaaa-lem.
wached delightfully bad TV on the flights to here and there.
wished that he-man-bro-dude would shut up.
unpacked some boxes.
...
August 2011
4 posts
The New Noise » Blog Archive » HOT SHiT: EMiLY... →
thanks to The New Noise. you’re not so bad yourself.
July 2011
9 posts
Zimoun : 97 polysiloxane hoses 3.0mm, compressed air, 2010 from STUDIO ZIMOUN on Vimeo.
Zimoun : 25 woodworms, wood, microphone, sound system, 2009 from STUDIO ZIMOUN on Vimeo.
VJ explosion! La Loba is back.
S and i will be doing it to your eyeballs tomorrow night on behalf of…. Burning Man?
Twin-screen exploration: Sebastian Patane Masuelli
Video installation artist Sebastian Patane Masuelli will be heating up pixels, regaling the crowd with VJ sets of vintage splendour — think turn-of-the-century special effects pioneer George Méliès, original exotic + erotic film masters...
i play guitar when no one’s home and i...
movie dates
dear kittens,
in light of my job-shift, i’ll be speading love this summer, not money.
and without an air-conditioner, fan or fully-open window, i’mma going to be in the ocean, under trees, attending free shows, free films and cheapcheap happy hours.
this post, however, is about the free movie nights: oh yeah.
July 13 (tomorrow), Wayne’s World, McCarren Park in Wburg
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i have _____
a sweatstache.
to make a tree-sculpture blueprint painting before i sleep tonight.
missed calvin, oney, coltrane, wiggles, miss meadows.
been booked by a beautiful chaos.
become ensmittened by spaghetti westerns. i know.
not had enough time or social skills.
searched for spanish tutorials.
glided through the country on the top of a train.
a future incredible life, but
five months of...
Update
the 26 bucket list
climb a giant tree.
have a show.
go on a road trip. (kind of?)
make a good video.
move into a place worth staying in.
learn spanish. (working on it.)
shoot every single day.
send personal objects to loved ones via snail mail.
swim in the ocean.
quit the dayjob for something better.
gain/earn acceptance to a residency.
make a book (or two, or three).
buy a...
i play guitar when no one’s home and...
June 2011
9 posts
